Stuff Narcos Like

The recent arrest of el JJ, accused of shooting a soccer player in a Mexico City bar restroom (and also of running a drug ring) brought about a strange sense of deja vu. Why? He was wearing the same outfit as accused narco la Barbie. Which brings me to... stuff narcos like:

1. Polo shirts

Not only do el JJ and la Barbie have the same exact shirt, la Barbie also has a similar one in green. Maybe there was a two-for-one deal? If so, he should have told el JJ about it. (Also, apparently they were also both wearing Nikes. Yay for the Oregon economy!!) 

 
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2. Ford Lobos

Apparently sales of this truck are down in Mexico because people are afraid of being mistaken for narcos. Now when I see one on the road, I give it a wide berth. 

3. A certain gym in Mexico City that shall remain nameless

I heard this on a radio show yesterday — the smart-alecky host said every time a narco in Mexico City is arrested, this place loses a member. Ha! I don't blame them. It's a pretty awesome gym, especially if you're into sports and live in this city, if you catch my drift.

Well, that's a start! What am I forgetting? What else do narcos like?

 

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